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Dear future child,
I can’t promise you that I’ll be the perfect parent. But I will promise you that I’ll be the best parent I can be, I promise to love you no matter what, and I promise I won’t abandon you.
Love, Mommy ♥
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- my future kid: Mom, do you remember that book you give me in my 8th birthday? about a wizard.
- me: ye, and you told me that was boring....
- my future kid: and you stoped to talked to me for weeks.
- me:
- my future kid: so, i decide give another chance, and read. so i was think if you want watch the movies with me, like a marathon.
- me:
- my future kid: i like the books and i know that exist movies, please watch with...
- me:
- my future kid:
- me:
- my future kid: are you... are you crying?
- me:
- my future kid: please, dont hug me and cry at the same time.
- me:
- my future kid: Daaaaad, mommy is freaking me out again. she does that face.
- my future kid: Mom, do you remember that book you give me in my 8th birthday? about a wizard?.
- me: ye, and you told me that was boring....
- my future kid: and you stoped to talked to me for weeks.
- me:
- my future kid: so, i decide give another chance, and read. so i was think if you want watch the movies with me, like a marathon.
- me:
- my future kid: i like the books and i know that exist movies, please watch with...
- me:
- my future kid:
- me:
- my future kid: are you... are you crying?
- me:
- my future kid: please, dont hug me and cry at the same time.
- me:
- my future kid: Daaaaad, mommy is freaking me out again. she does that face.
- future kid: mom i found your old blog!
- me: .... what
- future kid: why were there pictures and drawings of dad naked with uncle [insert name here]?
- me: .... that wasn't your dad
- future kid: but the caption said-
- me: no
- future kid: but-
- me: no!
- future kid:
- me:
- future kid:
- me:
- future kid:
- me: go to your room.
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